By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States

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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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erongetti 2

You need to read up on what to do...time out is not the solution!! You're punishing a child for an impulse they cannot control.

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daedalus412 0

That's a horrible response! As a therapist I can tell you that a child masturbating at preschool age is a prime indicator of sexual abuse! Now you've punished them for that?

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sacredeye73 11

Shame on you! You, of all people should know that is perfectly natural at that stage. Why would you humiliate him for doing something totally natural???

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

Hmm...that's the weirdest shit I've heard in a long time....4 year olds jacking off? Really? When I was 4 I was playing with Hotwheels (Im a collector now) and having fun with friends not jacking off

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Ubehage 32

Propably because you never examined your own body, or your curiousity was being held down by parents who are blinded by their ******-up religious beliefs :)

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96skeeter 6

Thats just halarious. How do you get mad at that?

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Complaining 13

You should really contact his parents if you haven't done so already...

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baseballlegitly0 2

@258 honestly i didnt get a full bonner till like 6

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Ubehage 32

LOL, why punish the kid for being natural ? Grow up, and stop telling other people how to behave, according to your personal views. Americans! Stupid people, who is unable to mind their own business...

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diva239 8

I really doubt it was masturbating. I don't think time out was the right way to deal with it all. Have you had any training at all with children? You don't sound like you have.

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