By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States

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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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breakin15 0

This story is bullshit the kid is in preschool he cant ejaculate for **** sakes he hasn't even hot puberty. All this guy (who posted) wants is to fill an empty void in his life.

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grannygruber 6

You do realize the child wasn't really masterbating don't you? Would have made more sense to explain to the child that he shouldn't do that at school, then if it continued give him time-out.

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Stormyskyes313 4

So its okay for a kid to wack himself off, probably making noises and getting kiddie cum everywhere? God, you people are dumb.

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yummcookie 0

The kid probably just though "hey when I run my no-no it feels nice" I'd say putting them in time out was right so long as you made it clear that touching your goods in public is wrong

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Stormyskyes313 4

So its okay for a kid to wack himself off, probably making noises and getting kiddie cum everywhere? God, you people are dumb.

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yogi1234 0

I wonder if I did that at such a young age? :o

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revidffum69 22

You've never been somewhere not so private and had to rub one out?

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bubo_fml 10

Putting a kid in 'time out' for doing the milk race sounds more like encouragement rather than punishment...Leave me to my own devices & I'll whip up a spunk cake in no time!!

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