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rofl rofl rofl. good shit. this is one of the best ones I've ever read on here...hahaha. Next time ya just gotta keep in your thoughts old grannies and dead babies..that will always getcha soft. Unless you're weird..in which case..don't think about it..and don't tell anyone those things get ya hard..that would just be gross.
demon are you a blood?
cryptic are you a crypt?
lmfao #19 = win... that was funny yo..
Anyone who says you deserved it is a ******* moron. If this is true, FYL. but it's hilarious, either way. Appropriate response: "Can you help me with this?"
That ******* made me LOL.
...did the nurse jump on that?
hahahhahaha that sucks.
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well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...