Miscellaneous: Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training....

By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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Timing

By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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devigsgirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.

Comments

kitkat789 2

Tuesday 24 April 2012 3:12

I don't like to run neither do my friends!! That sucks though your WAY better at running then me lol!!

christa953 12

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:37

Some kid at my school could run a 4:30 mile

DontWalkAway 8

Friday 1 June 2012 1:56

If you do track, I swear it will change your life. My time used to hover around 10-12 minutes, but in a little over a year I got it down to 6:49. I still suck compared to a ton of other people, but now I actually like running it :)

GreekMarine 2

Thursday 14 June 2012 8:47

Your life does suck if it takes you that long to go a mile.

magicman34 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 4:02

10 minutes is terrible

merrielp 13

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:21

Happened to my at basic. Mile and a half 13:30, my time...13:31

chtychtybngbng 11

Thursday 13 September 2012 6:38

My middle school gym teacher had a rule that if she passed you while running cross country you got lunch detention. She ran really fast, didn't cut us any slack. A lot of kids got lunch detention. Also, for some reason our cross country section lasted for months, and we had to run the entire hour straight. Others I've talked to said they only had a couple weeks section tops, and no one had their gym teacher running with them screaming at them "detention! detention! detention!" as they passed them. lol. So it fyl, but it could be so much worse.

Steffi 26

Monday 27 May 2013 15:14

That's horrible. Not everyone has it in their genes to be-able to run that fast.

isallwaysme 27

Monday 5 November 2012 13:11

oh you're into fitness? how about fitness dick in your mouth? xD

Guardian88 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:12

I can jog a 10min mile, i dont get people sometime....athletic ability is not hard....

MisUnFortunate 31

Tuesday 25 March 2014 21:53

Well not everyone is naturally athletic, it takes work, and while it may be easy for you that's no reason to shit all over other people. I have some problems that make it hard for me to do a lot of physical activity so I'm not skinny and athletic like you must be. Yes, I do live in the States but I promise I'm not even close to obese. **** anyone who stereotypes me that way.