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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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msjoyfull84 0

Monday 23 January 2012 8:55

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

nontoxicpuppydog 5

Monday 23 January 2012 8:59

Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.

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Valerie_Jo 5

Friday 24 February 2012 7:03

Trust issues much?? Hmm think not...

newburton13 26

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:24

If she's going to accuse you that quickly, dump her ass.

Optomisticpencil 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:41

That girl is always going to have trust issues. Tell her to work on them or its not going to work. What a fucknut

qr_fml 21

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:16

If u gave her a reason to be that way then dot complain. If not she's psycho lol

TheInfamousJosh_fml 12

Saturday 17 November 2012 1:58

Dump her. People like that suck.

failurelavida 6

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:30

I like how the first 2 comments don't mention how ****** up it is you took that picture

InfamousRaider 15

Wednesday 5 June 2013 6:38

Insecurity issues?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 6 August 2014 18:13

That's ****** up that she asked for a picture.

ethan_unoxx 29

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:55

can we say Overly Attached Girlfriend?

thereheis 7

Saturday 18 July 2015 6:39

dump her

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