Work: Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 17:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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anythingmustbe 18

Sunday 6 April 2014 13:45

They probably thought you were pissed.

Capitan 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 13:49

Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.

Comments

Headcrab 29

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:02

I'm glad that kind of test doesn't exist here. Drug tests for a job? 'free' country, LOL!

Octwo 16

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:06

Sorry if most companies don't want crack addicts as employees. Clearly you've never had to deal with someone addicted to drugs.

uhnevermind 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:31

It sounds like HE is addicted to drugs if it's such a big deal to him.

ReDer 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:24

good you got more time to get the drugs out of your system ;)

martin8337 35

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:25

You may have a new nickname: Peabody.

KiaKarma 11

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:35

They won't matter if you get the job. And if it's a good job, it'll be worth it. Urine it to win it!

Croooow 11

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:47

Desperate people drink a bunch of water to flush their system before a drug test, not knowing it doesn't really help. I wonder if the employer thought that's what you were trying to do. Not saying that's what you were doing, of course, but it probably crossed their minds.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:50

At least they let you explain and didn't think that you were too high to consintrate

TaysDarkLust 11

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:34

Are you too high to spell concentrate right?

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:52

I would have been pissed off

interesting33 36

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:03

Yep that sucks.. that really does suck :P

theinformer 3

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:47

There is a button for that

rabbi1010 29

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:59

Thats lucky. The drug tests for jobs I've taken they give you a five minute period and if you spill it or can't pee, you failed and don't get the job.