Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed...

By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Lexia_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:20

I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?

FPsLife 5

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:26

I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that... That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...

Comments

sblhaine 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:22

ahahahaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. that sucks. don't piss on people

marissarenee0225 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:40

My question is how he got his hand through a solid object that has no holes. Xmeb must be in hiding

jamal0000007 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 8:41

Dafuq is a portajohn

bakerella 29

Friday 19 October 2012 20:08

Sucks, the perv deserved getting pissed on

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:16

Not sure whether fyl because you were covered in piss or ydi for actually peeing on a phone with the idea of no punishment

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 9 February 2016 0:10

That pervert had it coming. I think OP should've grabbed the phone and thrown it into the toilet after deleting whatever that creep was taking. He (the pervert) had no reason to retaliate.

toxic_walrus 15

Monday 18 November 2013 6:18

At least you can go shower and be fine. He has to replace a phone. You still got the last laugh, OP!

Laura3415 16

Wednesday 18 December 2013 22:37

You should have just gotten out and beat the shit out of him. Smart idea though, too bad it backfired.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 2 May 2014 19:24

Obvious reply but still what a perv

jmigs17 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 20:38

Ydi OP for saying "porta-john"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 9 February 2016 0:05

This is one of the many reasons why I try my best to avoid public toilets, even though that never happened to me as far as I know. That sick perverted **** deserved to have his phone pissed on.