Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed...

By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Lexia_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:20

I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?

FPsLife 5

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:26

I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that... That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...

Comments

paintballer87 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:28

If he was doing what you insinuate he was urinating on him wasn't the way to fix it. I would have snatched it out of his hand and tossed it down the hole, he makes a fuss about it he can try to report you for stealing his cell and you reply he was putting his cell where it didn't belong.

itsnikk10 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:01

Fyl that guy deserved what you gave him

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:47

You know what, your response was actually clever and pretty damn good. After you were done taking a piss you should have beaten the shit out of the other guy.

hellogoodbyexo09 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:31

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.your like IS ******! ...Did yu get piss and poo on yu?!?!?!??!?!??? Yeah,I'm tihnkin ya did.

cocomonkilla 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:52

How can anyone put FYL? You soooo deserved that!

happylittleman 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:01

Uh, someone was filming and/or taking photos of him using the toilet. The OP retaliated by peeing on the guy (I would have just murdered the guy, but the OP's response is definitely funnier), who then got angry at being peed on and flipped the port o potty over, even though it was his fault in the first place. How did the OP deserve any of that?