Don't know how your kid managed to do this...Either way...seek mental help for your kid fyl Indeed

Wow I can't even imagine how he shot himself in the ass.

thoes deer flies can be a bitch to get off (n)

How is that even possible?

Your kid's a dumbass. But the ass is actually the best place to get shot (very thick and protective fat layer with very few blood vessels and no essential organs), so he got lucky there/ DISCLAIMER: If you're a militant PETA member or have a boner (or lady boner) for animals, don't read the rest of this comment. I wonder how long the welts will last? I'm asking because we have a bunch of stray cats (they used to always hang out at one house because there was a lady that owned a few cats and fed stray ones. When she moved she left the cats behind) that always take craps on the yard and go away. After my family tried alternate methods (just stepping toward a cat to scare it away, then putting a medium-small dog out to scare them away), I took it upon myself to get the cats away... my way. So I loaded up a Red Ryder BB gun and periodically checked outside for cats. Once I found one, and shot in it's general direction, but missed and it ran away. Then on another day, I found a cat at night. I had time to aim carefully. I originally thought to aim for the head, but decided against it to not cause too much harm to the cat. So I crouched, put the stock against my shoulder, aimed, held my breath, aimed again in a steadier manner, and pulled the trigger as I breathed out moderately. This time I didn't miss, as I got the cat right in the ass, and it ran like hell. I know, sounds messed up, but the harm is most likely only as bad as a bee sting at the range I was at, and today's Red Ryders are not exactly powerful as hell (but they still do damage). Plus, I had to scare them away from the neighborhood. I can guarantee you that a dog would not show the restraint I did. Hopefully I didn't leave too much of a welt on the cat. Considering that I shot the a possum with the same gun when I was 16 (it hung out in the tree in our yard sometimes, and I was worried about it biting my sister. Wanted to scare it away) over 16 times (I was less mature then) and the possum turned out fine, yet never came back, I hope it was a success with the cat.

i shot the side of my thumb off with a crossbow. now that hurt like hell. the ER glued it back together. that hurt worce the the fricken cross bow.

Try taking machete to the forehead, surviving a grenade explosion AND rescuing a family of pandas all at the same time. Try it.

He was aiming for his bumhole as a part of daily aim practise routine.

Frozen paintball? Sounds interesting.

That's the kind of kid, that you don't give a gun of any sort to. Hell, give him safety scissors in case he tries to cut off his third arm if you know what i mean.