Kids: Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She...

By Liz - 09/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML

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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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Did I teach you NOTHING?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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That's not how it works

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By snowbell18 - 25/09/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML

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By BrokebyKids - 06/09/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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wtfdidido 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

$20 for 10 hours is stupid. Why were you even willing to do something without knowing how much you'll get out of it?

TheCrow471 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

I wouldn't do that guy a favor again.

Comments

hahalmao20 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:06

lmao @ #25..haha 2 cents! well maybe the kid wasn't supposed to have pizza, and you made the parent mad. and $24 for pizza are kidding me?!?

skierguy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:08

2 dollars an hour? That's insane! You should have let the little kid starve. Also, who the hell gives a pizza delivery guy a 20% tip? Also, epic math fail #25.

carmel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:08

Was it at least a large? Why'd you tip the guy? haha that was dumb

Shihaby 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:10

Look at it this way: You ordered a $4 pizza.

fALLyl 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:10

#20 - FAIL! OP: it's your neighbor, and you have to bitch about doing him a favor? That's kind of cold. But for 10 hours?! FYL for sure.

khbennet 1

Friday 10 April 2009 3:11

Who the hell pays $2/hr???

p89hg69 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:13

this must be the lamest post i've read... ever

oooh_dear 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:14

why didnt you just tell them you ordered a pizza? he may have reimbursed you. as well as paid for the whooooole $2/hr.

jorygirly 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:16

wow. 2$ an hour? wtf. i make 8 an hour...from some families even 10. and all I do is put them to bed and pplay on mario kart wii with them. thats ****** up, im sorrryyy. you should tell them though to give you more or you end your service to them. I'll bet you didnt even tell them about the pizza.

tipsypiink 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:16

This is why people should set rates, because stingy assholes WILL **** you over. Sorry man, most people learn the hard way.): and 20 bucks for 10 hours? wow, the ****.