By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Chaith 16

Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.

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Pearljammer001 0

oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.

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NTTJB 0

it would be even funnier if that turned out to be The Cash Cab

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pseudonomous 0

@#78 BAHAHA!! Water freezes at 32 degrees, retard!! If you're going to post something, make sure it's a real fact first!

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Splayd 10

Actually, water freezes at minus thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit, not thirty-two degrees. Furthermore, water freezes at zero degrees Celsius, so either way, it could have recently been cold enough to freeze the water.

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bootystank 0

i would have ****** him up with a bat .... ten concussions later, i would have put him on a bridge.... flip him off and push him off.... a bridge not over water(muahhh ha ha ha!!!!!)

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beastwill64 16

there is no way that's a real FML but if so that mans a ass wipe

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streetrodd67 0

How ever said u deserved it has no class at all !!! Ladies first

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worldclassrager 39

That's a series of unfortunate events...take the bus?

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Sausageburger2 13

If its 12 degrees then it's WAY too hot for snow.

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