Miscellaneous: Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my...

By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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You deserved it 67 658

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 246

By Haggis300 - 28/03/2015 23:44 - Australia

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

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By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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You deserved it 3 433

Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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You deserved it 711

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By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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You deserved it 3 020

By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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You deserved it 3 817

By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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You deserved it 2 626

By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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You deserved it 4 217

abudali911 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:07

Ydi for laying all those games

npk88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:08

please get some help!

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Dante15 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:59

Of your going to get addicted to something, at least make it something good not something extremely stupid.

tman118 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:11

22, you are the saddest thing I have ever heard

kiwi0605 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:13

a waste of your 50$

Fminetoo 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:19

"A fool and their money are soon parted" Shit, i double posted. lol

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:14

LMAO at the OP's handle. The only one worse was the guy who interrupted sex to harvest his beans.

kevind23 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:14

Kill yourself.

tman118 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:14

shit sorry wrong thing I didn't mean you 22

teacher411 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:26

How sad

bugsGoRawr 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:27

that's just sad man...

that_kid_u_know 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:32

ur a dumbass lier

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:54

"You're" and "liar", retard.

TrollTrollTroll 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:36

**** YOU

LaplacesDemon 0

Monday 4 January 2010 10:18

And the winner for most appropriate name ever is ... OMG its trolltrolltroll

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Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML

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Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML

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Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

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Today, in my early morning haze, I tried to find the setting on my phone that would stop my cat meowing for his breakfast. FML

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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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Dishes, now!

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