Miscellaneous: Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 22:03

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML

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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By Jobless - 13/08/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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By mareecasellafml - 27/03/2015 09:51 - Australia - Belrose

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

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By anonymouschicka - 01/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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By captainfail - 14/07/2009 15:27 - Germany

Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML

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By nojob - 07/05/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML

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By stilljobless - 21/05/2015 02:49 - United States - Willimantic

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

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By Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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AnnyPants 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 16:23

haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future

TwilghtLuvr13 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 16:29

Please learn to, use commas correctly

Comments

TheJawsman 18

Monday 19 October 2009 17:37

FYL yes; but your still an idiot for not checking your resume one last time before you printed those copies

kmfyr 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:40

FYL for having that done to you, but... Your livelihood was at stake here. You should have checked every single inch of that resume before handing them out. It's a pain, but at least you can spot any grammar or typographical errors (or sibling pranks) beforehand. You also now know that it's a good idea to password-protect anything you don't want your brother to edit. ;)

FromCFL 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:46

YDI for not checking them over a final time before sending them out.

Grangoire 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 14:23

Pre read YDI Oh yeah, and give your bro chocolate laxative before he leaves for school/work asap.

dj555dragon 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:43

PWNED!

Shit4Luk 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:03

Tell all his friends you saw him doing something that would humiliate him (playing with your feminine products, playing dress up with your clothes, wearing your make up, etc)

Coocumber 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:07

Hahahahaha besides the fact that it could possibly prevent you from getting a job. Once my brother changed every verb on my resume to some form of the word "****" leading to phrases such as "I enjoy ******* with children."

JC193 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 10:34

That's unfortunate for you but hilarious nonetheless.

LG_1987 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:01

Your brother is an asshole.

disgruntledyouth 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 8:11

I can relate to that, but all my brother did was write ass at the end of my paragraph and before I turned it in I had to scratch it out. You should kick his ass and/or do the same thing to him