Health: Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML

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By dacara6415 - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By socal000 - 20/10/2011 12:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 09:00 - Australia

Today, I started antibiotics for a UTI. Now, along with a burning sensation whenever I pee, I also need to try not to fall asleep, put up with the headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness from the tablets, all while working two jobs and being a parent. Six days to go. FML

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justaserver 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:21

You do realize that you're supposed to read the side effects part right ..... The doctor should assume that you have a brain and can read.

touchableturtle 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:19

.... move to Canada. :P

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Redrosesandrain 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:00

wouldn't you have been able to smell the difference?

gpstyne 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:21

your urine will be positive for blood with a UTI, read more

Maxine17 8

Friday 23 October 2009 13:37

Again, I feel for you American's who have to take medicine that stains your pee In the UK, we have to take one pill for 3 days, and then it's gone. No major side effects. And as for the US healthcare switching to one like the UK's, I do not agree, since when my aunt was over there and broke her arm, she recieved the best healthcare, even though in the UK she would have been treated immediatly, she said that she couldn't fault the service at all.

Hunnibum 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:22

We don't have to take it as meds against a UTI. It's simply the painkiller they prescribe, but it isn't the antibiotic. no big deal, really, except it makes you feel high at work. but something that can stop the kind of pain of a uti...needs to make you high.

neop777 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:21

holly s*** that's so f*****g funny xD

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:41

Wow that's crazy op

jaybear92 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:57

I understand the pain, except mine wasn't blood it was a nasty infection caused by the dr not putting the device in properly. I was in antagonizing pain for about a week before they figured out was wrong.