Miscellaneous: Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint

By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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By Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

Comments

doglover100 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 14:39

This site is addicting.

djbruceybruce 19

Friday 14 March 2014 1:00

I wish I could do that it beats watching kids that's for sure

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 0:59

This site is addicting.

SailorSolaris 43

Friday 5 September 2014 8:10

My record is 16 hours straight. ^_^ Don't feel bad.

differentadi 13

Saturday 11 October 2014 22:54

Yeah, I have too, it's okay :)

BooBooKittyF11 21

Monday 5 October 2015 19:14

im moving in a week im supposed to be packing instead i have been on FML for 4 hours

mattymims 6

Friday 30 October 2015 22:47

By that time there hadn't been 12 hours yet...

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 9 March 2016 14:35

It's not that great of an app, I can understand.

PrettyKittyMouse 3

Wednesday 16 November 2016 6:49

This app is the only reason I can handle my job.

MHDR 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 3:26

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Today, a man having a breakdown was trashing the shop, and I was talking to him, calming him down, when an old guy popped up out of nowhere and hit him in the back of the head, out cold in seconds. He then looked at me and told me, "That’s how you deal with crazy people. You need to grow a pair, son." FML

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Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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Today, I invited my elderly mother to come stay with my husband and I during this outbreak, just until everything calms down. She declined because we said she couldn’t bring her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is a 34 year-old leech who's been living off her for over a year. She refuses to change her mind. FML

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Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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