By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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noidea_fml 3

hahaha your son is awesome

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LMFAO_fail 0

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

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Kervik 0

A very cunning child, indeed. Congratulation on raising such a wholly evil genius. Who will he strike next? The Easter Bunny?

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Sparkiee93 3

Now what have we learned? You do not steal Santa's juice!

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Undertaker13 0

Dude. This story belongs on MLIA.

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Youwantwhatnow 0

got to love the ending of this story. well played indeed.

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Tigg3r 3

I thought the tradition was cookies and milk?

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Laxloverr24 0

why were you drinking santa's milk, bitch? just kiddding! merry Christmas to alllll.

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QWERTYCommander 5

I think it's time to tell your son the truth.

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celtycthundyr 2

Why would an 8-year-old STILL believe in Santa? Especially if he is such a genius?

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