By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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inlimbo11 0

who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

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laceyxx 0

i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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LadyD3e 1

that's happened to me twice. made me not like the guys as much as I did before. and left me with a painful lip!

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glacier1 2

My lips turned blue too after kissing! How long does it last? What can I do to help heal it????????????????????

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militarybrat 21

Eh my husband does it because he knows i like it rough and gets carried away sometimes. Fyl, because it doesnt sound like u enjoyed it :(

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HighasaCloud 46

I can't think of too many unique things to say for each FML and I want the 100 kick-ass comments badge so I thought I'd post them all in the far reaches of this website where hopefully nobody will really read through the comments and downvote me. Hazzah

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GreatWish 1

OMG!! I had it today. My lips got too much bluish purple color. It looks weird. Everyone ask from me wht happend. Oh!! how can I say he sucked me very hardlyy. My first kiss. How can I get rid of this purple color. I want it soon. I have to go school. My neck is bleeding. too much pain!! Plz tell me how can I reduce this lip color.

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28actress 22

At least they sound like they were very sweet about it; trying to comfort you and all

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revan546 24

Maybe sensitive feelings are just in your DNA. You get it? Because this was published in a place called nucleotide?? K I'll see myself out.

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