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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 02:06 - United States - Deatsville

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

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By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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No pain, no gain

By What's neck't? - 01/11/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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Too many to count

By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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Zit remedy

By Pimped out - 08/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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That blows

By Oww - 23/07/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML

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nekkis 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:30

well that... blows

Queen_bee1234 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:57

Sounds like you are in a zitty situation. Please don't kill me.

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dianna869 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:10

sounds like cold sours. ouch

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:08

Is that like frozen lemons?

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:10

I'd suggest popping the pimples, (do it the night before, or so, so the resulting swelling and redness from squeezing can go down), but people probably wouldn't go for that, but yes, a quick(-ish), easy, painless fix would be, use a bit of non-gel toothpaste before you go to bed.

Kogan13 1

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:28

I HAD THIS EXACT SAME PROBLEM AT BAND CAMP YESTERDAY. OMG.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:10

Did your keyboard get pimples, forcing the caps lock key to stay on as well?

theonex17 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 17:22

Been there bro. Hurts like hell and the pressure just makes them worse

TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 17:50

Herpes

donutcallmethat 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 18:09

Get some Oregano oil from the health food store, or the internet. Put a drop on it, before you go to bed. Trust me. That stuff is like super Neosporin.

donutcallmethat 16

Friday 12 September 2014 20:36

How did I get -2 for this? Oregano haters?

SillyGiraffe 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 18:24

I know how you feel. Marching band problems, yo.

vinylscratchp0n3 23

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:24

I play the french horn, I hate when that happens. I hope your lip gets better soon!

CommanderColton 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:10

I know your pain, OP.

dabears1011234 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:58

Stay home a day and take some motrin.

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