By Atletic - 30/11/2012 07:30 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 094
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Same thing different taste

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Have someone show you the medical bills, that should scare you.

Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

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perdix 29

I'd say something funny here, but that would make you hurt more, so I won't. Sammiches . . . oops, I can't help it.

You wuss cracked ribs only hurt when: Laugh Cough Breath Stand up Sit down Lay down Move Hiccups There is something they don't have on C.O.D the joy of a cracked sternum after getting promoted.

I had hiccups for 3 days once. There's nothing doctors can do, they gave me a saline drip, which did nothing. I just had to wait it out.

I had hiccups for 3 days once. Went to the doctor and they tried a drip which didn't work, and then told me to wait it out. Just try to relax and not focus on it- it'll pass eventually

My grandad once hiccuped for a week- went to hospital and got electric shock treatment and it stopped. An hour later on the bus ride home it started again.. Finally stopped a few days later but he barely slept or ate anything the whole time and got sent home from work. Strange how something most people don't even think about can case such a problem! But I'm sure you will be fine- count yourself lucky it's only a few hours!!

Get well soon though OP- cracked ribs sounds horrible

Hiccups are actually your diaphragm contracting.

Go to the ER and request an ER doc who knows what the **** he's doing (I'll warn you: THEY ARE RARE), and request some Thorazine. Yes, Thorazine, the anti-psychotic medicine. If you don't believe me, look it up. Thorazine is fairly effective for refractory hiccoughs.

We are all NOT that bad!!! Ok, A LOT are, but there are a few of us who are great!

Lean your head back and swallow 3 times, realigns your esophagus..

winkydog4056 16

Down a teaspoon of sugar (REAL sugar, none of that artificial sweetener shit), hold breath for 10 seconds. Done.