By Atletic - 30/11/2012 07:30 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
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anon80214 15

Have someone show you the medical bills, that should scare you.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

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xcountrygirlx 8

I was always told to take a deep breath then exhale and hold that for 10 seconds. that has always helped me.

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Megan98 18

Maybe I'm thinking way into this, but don't you have hiccups because you're short of breath? Maybe the broken ribs aren't letting you breath right.

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sweetmama88 6

Please call your doctor!

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onlychildFTW 33

Why go to the dr for hiccups? That's stupid and a waste of their time when other people have actual serious problems.

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reaxion 25

The best cure for hiccups is to eat a teaspoon of sugar. Roll it around with your tongue for best effect. I've tried it many times and it works wonders, far more than all the other so-called remedies.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Sure fire way to get rid of hiccups: Hold your breath for thirty minutes.

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vivsavage 2

Eating a spoonful of peanut butter works every time.

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