Miscellaneous: Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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devildog562 33

Monday 24 November 2014 0:11

Go to the store get a mask, wait until they fall asleep, then wake them up with bright lights and creepy voices.

Acerhawk 24

Monday 24 November 2014 0:10

You should "mug" them and just take all their valuables and hide them

Comments

Duriexp 20

Tuesday 25 November 2014 2:11

what a bunch of douches

Potato91 7

Tuesday 25 November 2014 5:22

that's quite the family

Parvati48 15

Tuesday 25 November 2014 5:33

Wow that's terrible OP, sorry to hear that. Both the bit about your family and the mugging. :(

LeAngryChick 4

Tuesday 25 November 2014 9:18

I'm so sorry! That is exactly the shit MY family would do to me, too! That is traumatizing! Hugs to you!

fly_panda 4

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:03

This is one of very few legitimate FML scenarios I've seen on this site. Hope yiu cope well OP!

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 26 November 2014 17:26

You know, you really ought to get a canister of pepper spray. And make sure your next "flinch" is a reflexive use of the spray. They think it's funny to act like muggers, you can think it's funny to treat them like one. Might be more fun than just taking a swing and it won't bruise your hand ;)

coolteen546 2

Saturday 29 November 2014 17:32

I'm extremely sorry about that, family shouldn't treat you horribly, thinking it's funny no less, when you Java been through something hard like that. Hang in there!