Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that...

By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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shaww 28

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

That_Ginger 18

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

Comments

Spyingcheeseman 8

Monday 10 February 2014 3:36

For mothers day. give her a folded napkin instead of a card and make it say, I don't give gifts, I'm an asshole.

EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 10 February 2014 3:39

At least they could have been more cordial and used the word sphincter.

kenleybunch 15

Monday 10 February 2014 3:49

"Like a dementor." That would be an awesome super villain. Literally can suck the oxygen out of a room. THE DEMENTOR

minna97 14

Monday 10 February 2014 4:42

That's totally something my mom would do.

TheBrochure 22

Monday 10 February 2014 10:20

THIS is one for the Brochure!

piedpiper303 29

Monday 10 February 2014 4:46

#25 You obviously have never read the Harry Potter series..

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Monday 10 February 2014 5:06

expecto patronum, bitch *I think that's how it's spelled. = **not actually calling you a bitch

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 February 2014 5:28

Sure hope your father is on your side...

alyant 12

Monday 10 February 2014 5:37

Mothers... That can care for you in the strangest of ways

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 10 February 2014 6:25

Siblings say things like that to each other all the time, but no parent should talk about their child like that. Even if it's true, no mother should say it like that.