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By Andrew - 14/07/2015 17:59 - United States - Blackwood

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

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By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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sleepyfires 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:05

Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:09

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

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BlueScales 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 15:11

This kid's done his homework! Give him a round of applause!

monstababe92 6

Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:17

no patrick. hamburger is not reptile

mld4657 28

Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:47

I feel like okay he's 10 and probably just got a bit confused with something at school or just never paid attetion at all but I never met him so in going with he just got a bit confused given his age.

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:11

Hamburgers aren't reptiles, but reptiles can be burgers.

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 23:10

exactly what i was thinking, my mom had an ex who would make just about anything out of Snake. not sure i'd want to try ground-snake burgers though.

MomentoMori 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:32

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

TheInferno15 7

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:10

Kill it

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:19

The stealth hamburger poised and ready waits for a cheese fly to wander close by.

TStiles 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:24

Ask him if mayonnaise is an instrument

jacjax 10

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:49

is mayonnaise an instrument?

TrickyDill 5

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:02

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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