By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

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Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

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maskedman 9

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

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madgrinchhatter 12

You deserve it for banning ****

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Zehla 7

She is not a terrible wife. If a man is satsfied with his relationship he should not need ****. Watching **** is a huge red flag that you just aren't doing it for him anymore. OP, leave him and find a man that only has eyes for you.

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Zehla 7

Proof of this: I have a wonderful relationship with my man. I keep him sexually and emotionally satisfied. He never, ever watches ****. Why? He has me. And after 5 years, he still finds me sexy and can't wait for the next romp through the sheets. THAT is the kind of man you want. Not someone who would rather jerk to some other girl than share a hot night with you.

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endurancefan212 21

EXACTLY! If you satisfy your man (or woman), they shouldn't need other methods to get the same result. Isn't that why people get married in the first place (at least in my religion, part of the reason why people get married is to avoid the sin of fornication)? A man's wife should be enough to satisfy him, if he's jacking off or watching ****, something's up!

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dunicha 20

I keep my husband sexually and emotionally satisfied. I am very satisfied with our sex life as well. And guess what? We both watch ****. Sometimes together. And I'd be willing to bet that rather than your boyfriend never ever watching ****, you've just never ever caught him. People **********. And there's nothing wrong with that.

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Akay4 14

You took away a man's ****.He had nothing left to lose but sex and video games.

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terecgtza 7

and why in hell won't you let your husband watch ****, I mean, fantasizing is not cheating.

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archos58 10

Yeah, you're a ******* bitch. Since when does being married let you censor someone's viewing anything? Self righteous ****.

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threer 30

This is sick. I read every comment and no one gives a **** that he's demeaning these people. Women don't ******* ********** to men's tennis so why do you think it's acceptable to ********** to woman's tennis? Take us and our sports seriously and don't demean people who don't wish to be demeaned...

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dunicha 20

Are you kidding? Have you seen Roger Federer?

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jbrister111 14

sounds like you need to show him some love like you dont see in tennis.

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

This is the rudest comment section I have ever read. Why are people demeaning the OP as though she doesn't satisfy her husband enough? Have you ever thought that you kinda sorta DON'T KNOW SHIT about their sex life? OP-that sucks. That really sucks. I think y'all need to have a talk about that.

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