By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 173
You deserved it 26 349

Same thing different taste

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They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

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Hmm, slightly suprised by the comments on this. I guess more detail is needed to make an accurate judgement. Firstly, why do you object to ****? If it's because you feel it's exploiting people, then I'm with you, but if it's just because you don't like it, I have less sympathy. Also, is this only visual ****, or do you have issues with written erotica? Secondly, is it the masturbating that affects you, or the watching? Links back to the previous point a bit, but if you feel unsexy/unwanted by him doing this, you need to talk to him. Or is it just the fact he seems to have promised you he wouldn't watch ****, and now you see him doing this? Thirdly, you do not have any obligiaton to get him off, despite what some of my fellow commenters seem to be implying. He's a grown man, and if he agreed to not watch ****, that is his decision. You have no responsibility to "make it up to him". However, forcing him into unwilling promises is not the way forward.

Jerepasaurus 12

I'm SO glad to find someone wrote a comment this intelligent. Took all the words out of my mouth. Good job! lol

If she doesn't want to touch her husband there's nothing wrong with that. Women aren't sex objects. He should respect that. FYL for him being a pig.

I mean he probably shouldn't do it in the living room but c'mon.. Let your man have a little freedom! He's not your property and should be allowed to make his own decisions...

Either let the man ********** in peace or engage with him sexually after shutting off his method of visual stimulation. It's normal, it's healthy and making it forbidden just makes you the unreasonable controlling asshole. Buy him headphones if you don't want to hear it. I'll never understand why other women find it blasphemous for men to have ****, stop being ridiculous.

I don't get women who are bothered by ****. Why can't he watch any? If I were straight, wouldn't give a shit if my bf or husband watched. Watch together!!!

He shouldn’t be looking at other women when you two are together.