By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

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maskedman 9

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

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yakturk43 0

wow YDI for being a bitch. all guys **********/watch ****. maybe of you paid him more attention and instead of nagging him about relieving his stress you help him out he wouldn't watch as much. but yeah YDI FOR BEING A CONTROLLING BITCH

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Not everyone does.. Some find it... Icky. xD

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rasellersjr 0

your a rare case...

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pipp360 0

u need to do more to satisfy him. ur fault

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KingGrone 0

damn Hillary Clinton next time take care of ur dick

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holmcross 0

Virtually every man watches ****, satisfied or not. It is stupid and naive to expect otherwise.

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endurancefan212 21

No, it's not "stupid and naive" to expect otherwise. Watching **** or jacking off means the man (or woman) isn't being satisfied enough by their partner. A couple who is physically satisfied doesn't need to use other methods to get the same result. Isn't that the same reason people cheat, is because they aren't getting the satisfaction they need from their partner?

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blackaut 0

Perfect! now you know exactly which costume to wear the next time you hear him watching it to get him interested in you again... perdix 1 for the Vanessa Williams Comment

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Reality_bites 14

OP, the guy was horny. And he found a way to satisfy himself without: a) cheating on you b) watching **** because he knows you hate it c) bothering you when he knows that you're most likely not in the mood for sex and finally d) cheating on you. Oh wait that was also point A. Funny that. Give the guy a break, he probably has a higher sex drive than you and is trying to satisfy both your needs, instead of being a "selfish prick" by demanding his fill from you when you're not in the mood. Or worse from someone else. Pick your battles. This one shouldnt be one of them.

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screwballjtw 0

exactly, that's what I was thinking too...

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YoungE 0

lol...loop hole...you never said he coudlnt to woman's tennis...lol shit he must be lawyer

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jillz 0

Gee. Seems like he's alright as long as he can look at someone besides his wife. :/ @OP, FYL big time but YDI if you stay

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rasellersjr 0

nvm my last ice box comment, it's been reassigned to you...

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rasellersjr 0

Wow, that Ice Box comment to OP has been reassigned to you...

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popemichael 9

YDI for being such a bitch. My ex wife was the same way. Withheld sex for her own sadistic games. Then threatened to leave if I looked at ****. I hope he leaves you as soon as he can. There are MUCH better women out there compared to you.

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