By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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hbcbmx 5

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

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geod69 8

Probably with his other mistress

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princess100 0

Ahahaha wow thats funny!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Maybe the cheating bastard is dead and you'll get to collect insurance money? :) it's a prettier ending than a divorce... For you at least.

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408mrslopez 0

Throw all his stuff out or sell all his stuff, change the locks and file for divorce

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1seven1 0

Well you girls are working together. Now your husband has prolly moved on into a deeper fantasy. (dead)

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ladycyn217 5

Dayum gurl.. This would be the time you file for a divorce and unite with the mistresses he might have and call for revenge!!

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Nicoyamom 0

Throw his crap out and light it in fire ;)

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