By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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hbcbmx 5

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

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geod69 8

Probably with his other mistress

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Comments

raysfan6006 3

wow! That sucks.

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xstream 5

he is clever, second cellphone is always a good idea for cases like this

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rattusrattus 18

He's not clever. If he were clever he would not have left the evidence in his DESK DRAWER.

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SadinSherman 16

Or at least put his phone on silent before he left

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LadyLexi 0

You, my dear, fail, Miss Repeat.

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2dog 15

Sorry, my phone has a glitch so when I post something it sends it like 3 times!

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Daydreemdie 0

Ouch that sounds bad I'm so sorry but at least you found out now and not latter....

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perdix 29

Get together with the mistress and either: a) Kill her b) Seduce her away from your husband c) Start planning the threesome. You've got options!

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Daydreemdie 0

I like the way you think

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marpay 11

I personally vote b, sounds like fun.

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Daydreemdie 0

Same :) I'm evil like that....

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perdix 29

I'm also inclined to vote b). Usually, I'd go with c) but I think the husband is too stupid to deserve a WMW three-way.

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perdix 29

#92. A threesome with a dead *****? Hey, let's do a remake of "Weekend at Bernie's!"

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bizarre_ftw 21

I'm partial to b as well but can we do b.a and kill him after?

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perdix 29

I like letting him live after his wife steals his mistress from him. Death would be too easy.

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RedPillSucks 31

There's always the WMW threesome where one W is the wife, and the other W turns out the be a M on closer inspection

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xiaoxaio 5

DAYUM there some crazy chicks on this site

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LadyLexi 0

Prob with Mistress #2? O.o If so, team up with Mistress #1 and whip his ass.

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Death_the_Kidd 5

But he has a mistress, so he's probably into that type of stuff.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

first they gotta find him girls!! he's gotta come home sometime (:

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scrappy23 4

this dudes bout to get his ass beat i bet

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