By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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hbcbmx 5

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

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geod69 8

Probably with his other mistress

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Comments

Dcm210 19

make a video with his mistress and make him watch it.....tied up

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bizarre_ftw 21

Yes, for once someone has used that word correctly on here

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TashaRuber 0

That bites, he was probably with another mistress with another fone

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RedPillSucks 31

Another phone??? The bastard!!!

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Maybe he's on a hunting trip

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Azninvasion217 0

That really sucks :/

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Azninvasion217 0

That really sucks :/

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bshawndes1 0

Get some tips from Tyler Perry films on how to teach him a lesson.

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Shadow4i5 3

Guess u better take a number n wait behind the other women he's got beef w/

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perdix 29

Wouldn't that be hilarious if he was cheating with the mistress's husband?

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