By royallymessedup - 31/10/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?

In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.

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Sure and the last thing I wanna do is offend a mother or a father who thinks that waiting until you're married is the right thing, but you have to admit that sex isn't a bad thing at all, but for many people bad timing and with the wrong person - besides telling a teenager that he must not have sex before marriage (or whatever you think is the right moment) makes sex a forbidden fruit in some way and the forbidden ones always taste the sweetest. It's not like he was selling drugs or something like that.

Or maybe he wasn't allowed to have a girlfriend, or at least in his room.

That OP bursted into his room. That OP was wrong

That OP bursted into his room. That OP was wrong

Depending on how young he is, concerning why you'd walk in, I imagine I'd risk it myself: if he's too young, staying in my house, and not using protection, I owe it to future me to stop that seed! I ******* LOVE sleep.

Why do you care whether or not he's with a girl? Are you heterophobic or something?

Dude... Give your son some privacy.. Not cool man

I agree with most of the ppl on here, its better to have him there playing flappy bird than to have him wandering around. Plus, in flappy bird , its. nearly impossible to beat your high score lol