By royallymessedup - 31/10/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?

In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.

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so you tried catching your son with a girl? couldnt just wait til he was done? way to ruin the mood if he was getting it.

Just know that not all parents are so uptight. I am the mother of two boys. They were taught that sex is a big deal and carries with it certain responsibilities. I always made sure they had condoms and knew how important safe sex was. I knew they were sexually active and I didn't make them feel embarrassed about it. Nor did I shame them for masturbating. They are adults now and we had no unwanted teenage pregnancies. Older one is 28, in a long term relationship and raising the two kids they have together plus his step kids. The younger one still has no kids at 20 years old. Being ultra controlling of your kids' sexuality doesn't prevent them from having sex. It just prevents them from feeling they can come to you if they get into a bad situation.

Who knocks without at least getting confirmation or denial of entry? I get being a parent but that is just rude.

ThexFroggyGirl 21

If you're not going to bother waiting, don't feign politeness with a single knock before walking in anyways. FYL for having such a lame son, but YDI for being a lame parent

what da fukk... respect your kids privacy please.. what standart are you outting if u dont wait for an answer after knocking...

The FML is a repost. I saw this at least two years ago

tounces7 27

Well with your attitude as a parent I'm sure your son won't get a girlfriend any time soon.

Give the kid the benefit of the doubt. You just assumed he's snuck a girl into his room?