Money: Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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mk58 31

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:00

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

lilxsexii 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:56

Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

Comments

firestarter31 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:03

your real estate agent screwed ya. maybe you can sue unless the open house was your baby in that case you are likely ******

RealDjRatchet 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:06

Lie

bwblackw 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:33

Darn ur plan didn't work but hey at least someone came to ur open house lol

NotAUsername 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:45

Your fault, moron.

Acaprice14 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:46

If you have gps installed you can track your vehicle down. Sorry OP.

IThinkItsAlright 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:53

YDI for not putting them in a more secure place like a safe.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:54

Why didn't you just stay at your house during open house? That's what my neighbors did and none of their stuff was stolen.

akichan15 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:33

if you got your iPod and computer stolen, how are you posting this?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:36

Smartphone, public library, a friend's computer, an FML submitted from the past but using the format we require for all stories, etc.

DomoLaDii 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:49

u can get on with ur cell still duhhh...

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:37

You should have just gotten a safe and put it away in a closet and supervise the room with the closet when people go in to look at it. A car is a bad spot especially if people can see all the valuable stuff through the window.

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:42

No wonder no one came to your open house -- you hid all the good stealable shit. The only reason most people come to open houses is to case the joint for future burglaries.