Money: Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:00

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

lilxsexii 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:56

Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

Comments

afrye97 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:48

Ah man i would HATE TO BE YOU!

NumNumNum 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:12

So how were you able to post this up if they stole everything in your car?

19jjrc 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:06

Omagash, I can't stop ******* laughing. Incredible story.

TypicuL 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:14

Shoulda just stayed home i guess...

thefuckinloser 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:44

No shit? you must have some kick ass prescriptions , should have at least kept the money on you,

thuginlike 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:27

it sounds like 1 of the funniest movies i ever seen

ohmandapants 16

Monday 5 September 2011 17:43

Isn't there usually someone present at all times during an open house? I'm sure nothing would have been stolen.

artmastr 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:13

I knew it! I literally thought this as soon as she said she loaded everything up in the car.

atishe24 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:03

That line that Oogway from Kung Fu Panda says about trying to prevent something from happening and creating the path for it to happen in the process...