Kids: Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:46 - United States

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said "What a nice young man," and he said. "It's ok, ma'am; my dad says to always hold the doors open for old ladies." I'm 43. FML

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By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By Lance - 08/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML

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By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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Monday 24 November 2014 7:35

That was really nice of you OP.

garrett_8614 14

Monday 24 November 2014 7:36

Nice guys finish last

Comments

RA91 26

Monday 24 November 2014 14:14

The rice of being kind is a heavy one to pay

HylianWarrior 21

Monday 24 November 2014 14:56

How could you miss the group of 20 kids following her?

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Monday 24 November 2014 15:10

well, that must of sucked ass. depending on if I was in a hurry or not i would of just gone somewhere else. But honestly i would of had the wherewithal to see 20 ****** kids behind the woman and i would make sure that that didn't happen.

Levvy 22

Monday 24 November 2014 15:31

Oof. Well, it's good of you to be charitable like that. Sometimes we just all end up being a little more charitable than we intended to be.

metalhead88 9

Monday 24 November 2014 16:27

And you didn't see the line of kids coming in behind her??

DenverTyrrell 13

Monday 24 November 2014 17:13

That was nice of you, you done the right thing ... Even if it did take a while to get your food :/

Eman051 2

Monday 24 November 2014 18:44

first world problems.

guskid2228 7

Monday 24 November 2014 19:10

very gentleman like bravo! the manager should have gave you something for free and not one of the toys either

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 November 2014 20:12

that was nice if you to do so...but maybe jump back and go through the drive thru?

Clawsified 6

Monday 24 November 2014 20:42

That teacher should have told you to order first, since the group was so large. That would have been the decent thing to do. Too bad the teacher didn't feel like teacher the kids common courtesy.