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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML

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By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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XmasaX 24

Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

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c0nus 11

Monday 23 February 2015 21:09

This has made my day! Such a funny thing to happen

communisttaco 16

Monday 23 February 2015 21:12

I don't understand how people manage to sneeze so violently

isodontgetit 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:13

It's a skill only a few of us possess to entertain you mere mortals :)

gobiteme2 34

Monday 23 February 2015 21:53

Sounds like an act to take out onto the road :)

xluciferx666 21

Monday 23 February 2015 22:51

Look at it this way you brought joy to someone's say you are a hero

velaydon 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 0:51

No offense, but I wouldn't stop laughing eather

silver_belle 7

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:57

Were you at a red light or something? I have to admit, if I were in that situation, I would have been laughing more than the guy next to me lol At least you have a cute little story to tell you future grandkids

isodontgetit 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:11

I did too!

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:57

Good grief, I'm getting strange looks on my train because I burst out laughing at that mental image #33 & #38.

1dvos_grl3 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 5:09

I would laugh too...

1dvos_grl3 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 5:10

#44 as I did too...

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