By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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icanhazlizard 0

I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the **** over it.

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hawkloverr 0

HAHA #27, and #35 wants to traumatize some chick! this is a weirrrrrrrrrd post. It's normal for girls to have hair..everywhere...just like everyone else...which includes chest hair, although on girls its more like..peach fuzz, and i'm sure it varies in length but i doubt that any chick had chest hair bad enough to merit this post. i think the only people who wax their chests are some gay men, so maybe the guy who posted this is secretly gay? or a pedophile. children don't have chest hair.

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fmlxxxx 0

Sounds like she has PCOS or some other related condition, which causes women to grow chest (and sometimes facial) hair like men. Still, I would expect her to have it removed regularly (not shaved) if she doesn't want to gross out people she's with.

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ManiMartinixo 0

http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0602_0.jpg ^ Boob hair happens

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ithedarkknight 0

if i were u take a really good look at her check for the adam's apple and depending if i was in the mood flip her over unless she is hairy scary in other places to then i would have to say put a razor some shaving cream into a bag hand it to her while u kick her out the door lol

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PollySighDevil 0

Has no one taken into consideration that this barfly might actually be a He and not a she??

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PollySighDevil 0

#199... obviously boob hair happens to only the ugliest women, that picture was frightening

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youretoopicky 0

everyone has hair. I doubt this girl had thick black curly hair, it was probably that really light kind that EVERYONE has. Grow up. Why don't you try shaving your underarms, legs, and private areas? You will respect girls for what they shave. Shaving boobs? SO unnecessary...that is just stupid.

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PollySighDevil 0

#185 FTW!! #184 don't act like this is some one-sided effort, women are just as superficial... we all want someone attractive, it's NATURAL SELECTION!!! Obviously there is something evolutionary flaw with women who are hairy

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