Love: Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two...

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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AngryNinja 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

chih 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:01

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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xlovelessx 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:19

guy will be guys u guess. =_= my brother does the same to me when in sitting on my couch

LforLove 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:27

at least he didn't end up having the hershey squirts

CIgano_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:28

bam right in the kisser

purpleisacolor 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:41

i thought it was pow - right in the kisser. o well. hahaha op quit bitching let the guy have his fun, he didnt mean any harm

OrangeSlush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:30

eeewww!!! hahaha!!

chocolatmilklovr 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:35

if you took it as a joke, don't do anything, but if you don't like tht, tell him. if he's done it before and you told him to stop, break up with him.

applesmoothiee 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:36

Well that's just dandy.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:36

okay for everyone saying dump him that's a little extreme. guys are just weird and gross and impulsive like that. I wouldn't do something like that but lot of guys do. it's just how we are. OP you should just laugh it off and jokingly hit him. if you really like him you should accept him for his quirks. just tell him farting directly in your face is a little over the line.

EwigStolz 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:42

Thank you Dr. Phil. I ******* love the relationship advice on this website. Now I know where to go for when my girl asks me to Chili Dog and then motor boat!