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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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Saturday 21 July 2012 12:06

At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)

dude1122332 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 12:09

All I saw was the word bacon.

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michelele 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:26

EXXXXXXXX boyfriend !!!!

chellyX92 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:44

So he likes *******, you gonna get upset when he looks at boobies on tv?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:47

small world...

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:55

She probably gave him a lap dance, which is basically a hand job with your clothes on. Some of those girls let you go even further. I've fingered a few strippers in my day.

kimg0885 23

Saturday 21 July 2012 21:57

Yeah if it was in any other country I would say maybe he just saw her "dancing" but this is in Mexico so I'm guessing her boyfriend got at least a bj. Bottom line dump him.

mookie24 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 22:57

I don't think it's a big deal

CRC_101 31

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:37

It does depend on the couple, but if she's introducing her boyfriend to her sister now, it could be very well be a new relationship. In that case, all the debates of whether it's cheating would be irrelevant. I wouldn't blame a guy for going to some strip clubs, especially if he's single. Does make for an awkward situation though.

allidspy911 1

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:00

I could see your boyfriend posting that as an FML...

NKV786 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:35

Heyy how's it going? :)

SummerTime69 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:32

And then you walked your EX boyfriend out the door with a complimentary slap in the face? Either way,OP I hope you find a better man :]

NKV786 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:30

You shouldn't be disappointed or embarrassed about your sister's work as long as she's making money and she's happy! :)

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 23 July 2012 19:59

That is not the problem here, the problem is that her BOYFRIEND has obviously had SERVICE from her own sister before... thats how he knows her from her work... wow you people...