Miscellaneous: Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in,...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

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By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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That's something at least

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 01:00 - Pakistan

Today, I was greeting some guests when I fell into the tray of tea and biscuits in front of them, with two cups of tea directly drenching my hair. They didn't laugh, they didn't chuckle, but my sister was laughing too hard and too much. I now smell like tea. FML

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Open invitation

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:34

Is he Zoidberg?

nickob96 25

Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:32

Well then...that escalated quickly

Comments

vvrobinson 4

Tuesday 1 September 2015 20:49

Your boyfriend has a chocolate supply? I see who's the bitch in the relationship lmao

SS 31

Tuesday 1 September 2015 20:52

Anyone else find it a bit weird that OP (a female) invited another man who she doesn't know that well over for tea / dinner, while she has a boyfriend? Unless he was there too.

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 1 September 2015 21:50

No, because some of us happen to be adults.

SPN_lover666 27

Tuesday 1 September 2015 23:24

OP is a big girl, she doesn't need her boyfriends approval to have a guy over

hiheyitschloe 13

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:05

0 to 100 real quick

fhlakd 25

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:49

Your boyfriend's chocolate supply.... right.

sarcasmine 19

Tuesday 1 September 2015 23:20

I wanna know what their house is like then

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 2 September 2015 1:00

Never say that. You don't know what their version of "make yourself at home " means. Next time offer refreshments but never the freedom to do as one pleases.

MooseKnuckle503 11

Wednesday 2 September 2015 2:48

By Tea, do you mean ****? I'd be pissed being the "boyfriend", come home to find all my chocolates have been stolen by my non-existent girls random dude "acquaintance" that broke my couch!