By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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Doribella98 14

Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

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Welshite 39

At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

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cognauticcreix 9

What way is this exactly? I'm sorry, you seem to have been given a lot more context into what happened than I did.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

"Well, lucky for me the other guys in this town aren't."

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googleboy 4

How about not jokingly ask your boyfriend questions you don't wana hear the answers to? Try that!

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Krimzon 5

I think it was just a Poker Face. •_•

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leeshie_94 6

This is why I'm gay cos guys are such pigs.

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InfinityMinus1 5

Did it ever occur to you that he was ALSO joking?

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roninvamp 4

Ask a question like that expect a smartest answer, serves you right

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Kratos1206 3

Take it as a sign that he doesn't think you are ugly.

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