Love: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:17

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-

Comments

Gs_brother 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:09

Maybe he was joking, like you, you can't be sure he was serious. And he might not have known that you were kidding around, I know alot of people who would take that seriously.

trappazoid 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:51

Well, in the end you'll find someone new who will like you in bed, and he still won't see his team winning.

ravensnos2010 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:32

haha screw the yankees. Dump him for an Orioles Fan! Go O's!

RedSoxRule 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:30

Tell him you can't be as good in bed as Jeter but you are probably a better shortstop at this point.

pokandy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:29

I'd rather practice abstinance the rest of my life than be a yankees fan.

galinga_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 8:14

sorry, but no support there. dont joke with a yankees fan, we're tough. you can suck it pokandy (#76)

Fallaway 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:36

You shouldn't be dating the guy anyway. YANKEES SUCK!

FMLFAN1 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:39

If the sex is that terrible, why is he still dating you?

Mickey2315 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:56

Ouch...time to find a better man, says a guy who's actually nice to his fiancée.

kiltedwolf 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:46

Better to find out sooner rather than later. Being married and being subjected to horrible sex can't be pleasant for either party, and in the long run if you aren't both having fun, nobody's having fun. Still, ouch. Damn baseball fans!