Love: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:17

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-

Comments

RandomFool 5

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:12

Ouch, that smarts. But hey the Yankees are the shiz. Well...they were :S.

chickyblue 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:02

Yankees fans are mean cruel people . You are better off.

girlnamedkris 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:13

Omfg. You slapped him, right?

Masta_Blasta 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:28

amazingkate 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:44

ooooohhhh shiiiit! that suuucks! for the both of you. man, oh man. ******* yikes, dude. wow, you're terrible in bed! eesh! and he's dating you! ooch! i don't know why, but this FML really got to me.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:33

Well, he is a Yankees fan....

C_Wicked27 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:44

@18 That photo was taken a while ago, back when I was a Sox fan. As to why I'm not a sox fan anymore, it's a long story involving a recent world series loss and a bunch of bandwagon riding assholes. That hat has since been tossed in the garbage.

Mewtwo_fml 1

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:10

YDI for being a Red Sox fan.

thisishilarious 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:22

you suck in bed, end of story

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:29

YDI for dating a Yankee fan in the first place. All of them are assholes who deserve to be lonely. Then again, you should probably take his rather blunt hint and get better at screwing.