By whaleninjapoop - 06/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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DocBastard 38

The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.

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Zephianaxo 7

I'd say this was understandable if you were in Canada, since we don't learn about geography in the states... But you aren't so I guess she should've paid more attention in school.

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Enslaved 36

Now, tell her to say "Idaho" three times fast! (:

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ICastillo 24

^^^ I wonder how many people are going to try this after they read it .

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ManInTheMachine 19

Or tell her Idaho is the state's slang name, and that the proper pronunciation is "I'm the *****."

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Enslaved 36

I'm guessing all of them. Even the guys. Hahahha, suckers!

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Chazzzor 10

She is a fool, but you are a class A jerk. In the long run, you are the bigger fool - She will eventually learn you cannot be trusted. She has my sympathy - You get only contempt from me.

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Scotticus117 11

44 you must be a ditz too then lol. my dad convinced my mom there was striped paint before and they've been married for over 25 years now. that being said you're gf sounds like an idiot OP. wyoming is clearly a state, that's not a hard fact to dispute.

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Spectre529 12

Either you got skill, or she doesn't have the proper mental capacity.

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Schizomaniac 24

I dunno, man. Blinding believing Wyoming is not a state is pretty damn stupid.

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BetinhaG3 2

Funny my first thought was she's probably thinking this dumb a$$ thinks I believe him. My second thought was hey she's your girlfriend..

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

*Waves hand* This is not the state you're looking for

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BlueFlatts 20

Maybe she just turned the tables on you. Knowing that Wyoming exists, but not wanting to make you feel bad because you think it's a government conspiracy.

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xsaschax 11

There was an episode of Garfield where they said Wyoming didn't exist and it meant 'there's no state here'. I think it was Garfield.

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