This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

640 11
csigabajnok 0

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

387 20

Comments

malnourished_pig 5

This thread had me cracking up so bad. I guarantee 3/4 of the people bashing on you have a maximum of 3 or 4 friends. Who gives a shit if ur shallow? As long as you can pull it off more power to ya. And to those of you who wrote paragraphs telling this guy to get a life.... ****** Hypocrites.

0 4
NostalgiaFreak9 41

One thing I've learned in life if that 3-4, hell, even 1 real friend is better than 10 fake friends. You should learn it too.

1 0
marijke69 0

What is wrong with you. Just because she is less popular you still should not judge. You are a ******* jackass

3 0
13scarlett13 4

Well i smell a douchebag. I bet she's more popular then you OP

1 0
michaelZ06 0

it could b worse…u could have woke up next to the most unpopular guy in school

0 0
Gilliam999 0

I hope your freinds find out because if there as shallow as you are you'll learn how it feels to be cast aside abd unwanted just how you treat people

0 0
xXMiniXx 0

Youre an asshole. How about you take feelings into account rather than just popularity.

2 0
twilightluvr101 4

Damn taking like that I can't believe you would get any chicks at all

1 0