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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198

Top comments

kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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funny how life is a popularity contest to you americans... so what if she's unpopular? you had sex, so what's the problem? You think your friends (if you have any REAL friends, that is...) will like you less? grow the **** up

oh no, was your reputation ruined? probably not, because you're an asshole. -_-

My guess is that ur not that popular either:/ dam the irony... Check fml myb she posted up the same on about being with the biggest ass from school (:

Optomisticpencil 7

Don't worry, she just woke up next to the biggest asshole in school. I'm sure she feels worse...

So what? At least you had some fun? Besides, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire ;P

She should throw a condom at you since your being a dick about her poplarity status...

Scands_59 14

Maybe if you worry about popularity so much, perhaps you're too young to have sex, and drink :/

You made an FML because she's not popular? Someone doesn't know what's important in life...

Whiteheart55 8

if she was unpopular at least she was tight if she was "popular" it would've been throwing a hotdog down a cave.

wow wut a dick ur really tht imature tht u care about popularity? bet u shes way cooler of a person than u and not a dooche bag probolly small dicked asshole and u kno wut nerds are actually the kinkyest in the sac