Intimacy: Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school....

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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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Top comments

kelli09 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:19

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:03

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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Suilaid 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:10

think before you drink.....

kesht1996 12

Monday 28 October 2013 3:18

That is a douchebag thing to say

SpazzingKpopper 8

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:43

"Ben-Ben" means idiot in Chinese. Your user name works, because you are an idiot for sleeping with someone under influence of alcohol and for being a complete asshat.

Cass_x 22

Friday 15 November 2013 10:40

YDI AAALLL THE WAY. Asshole.

LITTLEsecret 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 6:16

Wtf kinda comment is the "unpopular" but she could be an amazing person but an ass lyk you wouldnt even be able to see that

LanTsocial9 6

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:51

Shouldn't drink then, plus that girl is unpopular because all the people around her don't give her a chance!

darkfireflame 15

Monday 24 February 2014 16:28

You sir (or madam), are an asshole.

Pawnshoprainbow 2

Wednesday 26 March 2014 14:11

Oh my gosh, your life must be just so aful. :/

jessicac34 3

Tuesday 8 April 2014 2:45

I feel bad for her.

maggielove404 4

Friday 11 April 2014 5:44

Wow. You sir are a heartless human being. Popularity doesn't matter!!!!

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