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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

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csigabajnok 0

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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RHCP24 11

I'm also surprised so few people asked the obvious questions is she pretty, is she funny, is she sweet, was she a good lay???? And if the answer to any of these is yes she is too good for you dude!

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hi_mynaneisslec 10

I feel bad she woke up to an asshole like you

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KarmaRules4 7

More like fhl. Seeing as she slept with a shallow scumbag

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

That's really pathetic man, if I feel sorry for anybody, it's her because she woke up next to a complete asshole who judges people based on "popularity". Also, if you slept with her while you were drunk, then I'm going to assume that you must like her, but you just don't want to admit it while you're sober. It's like they say, drunk words are sober thoughts.

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