By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

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Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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NoReservations 9

When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.

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KM96 24

A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...

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DwarfFrog 5

You could grow out your pubes and refuse to shave until he does :) or don't gives him bj's until he does

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Myo_fml 20

Just don't shave yourself and DEMAND oral sexual favors as well.

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AML14 0

Buy him some viagra, tell him you decided to be nice and do him a much needed favor too.

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1PaulyD 9

seeing op a girl, asking a doctor for Viagra hehe

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ForeverAloneGal 23

A bunch of curlies in between teeth. That thought made me shudder. Gah...

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Jiinxx 8

act like you're tryna spice things up a little one night with wax. once he relaxes and gets into it, BOOM, wax strip. that'll teach him.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Tell him if he doesnt do something about his pubes youll have to break out the scissors next time.

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daybar12 8

Kindly tell him that he will no longer be receiving oral sex until he wants to be considerate. Problem solved :)

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Seems reasonable that if he wants her "special considerations", he could meet her part way and be a bit more accommodating himself.

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LordOfLincoln 6

Men are supposed to be men. Hair and all.

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cathyfang1533 12

Then women are suppose to be women. Leg, lip and pubic Hair and all. It's only fair

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LordOfLincoln 6

Women take pride in preening themselves, I'd never expect a woman to do all that but in general they do, it's their own choice. Some men choose to shave bits that should be hairy, but that's their choice. It shouldn't be forced on people.

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Myo_fml 20

If most men expect us to be clean-shaven, then men should have to be too. You think we like nasty hair all over the place?

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Enslaved 36

It doesn't need to be "shaved". A quick cut with the beard trimmer will do. The way guys seem to love their girls going down on them, you'd think they would make their packages more appealing.

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MGSPOP 1

After you done giving him oral, make sure you have some pubes in your mouth,and then kiss him. Let's see how he likes his own black curlers. ;)

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