Intimacy: Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to...

By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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Not that into you

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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NoReservations 9

Monday 18 June 2012 8:48

When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.

KM96 24

Monday 18 June 2012 8:46

A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...

Comments

Omegadolly 22

Monday 18 June 2012 9:20

There are not enough "I agree, your life sucks" buttons for this, ew. ._.

vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 18 June 2012 9:21

*hint hint*

Enslaved 36

Monday 18 June 2012 9:36

Go down on him with a mouthful of chewing gum. Orbit is very difficult to get out of hair! ;)

perdix 29

Monday 18 June 2012 10:18

Perfect, he already thinks she has a dirty mouth. Orbit would clean it right up. You're a genius, an evil genius, that is!

Enslaved 36

Monday 18 June 2012 11:15

Now I'm starting to understand why you shave. (As mentioned previously on the forum ;))

dubstep12 8

Monday 18 June 2012 14:12

Great idea:) I might just do that next time my boyfriend doesn't shave:D

jmedalene 2

Monday 18 June 2012 9:51

That's gross! Tell him you won't do it anymore until he shaves!

monagro 22

Monday 18 June 2012 9:54

That sounds like no oral sex for a while...

lady1992 5

Monday 18 June 2012 10:01

Well no shave no head.! ;)

melodywarner17 0

Monday 18 June 2012 10:12

Return the favor for him. I'm sure he'd love that.

perdix 29

Monday 18 June 2012 10:15

Are your teeth and gums that rotten? Anyways, while you're sucking him, jerk his **** hard while yanking on his pubes. He needs to be convinced that oral sex should be more enjoyable for him, not you, cocksucker. The power of persuasion.

Adippy1 4

Monday 18 June 2012 10:17

He's right. Send him my way.

perdix 29

Monday 18 June 2012 10:55

Really?!?! You need him sent to you? Surely, there's plenty of hairy **** around for you to floss your teeth with. Guys pay for head, so a girl giving it away for free would be a big help to their budgets.

hecallsmedarlin 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:00

Wtf?, Send him your way? This makes you seem like the ultimate disgusting ****... You need to floss that bad then go buy some damn floss instead of trying to take OP's boyfriend over the internet.