By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 649
You deserved it 5 860

Same thing different taste

Top comments

When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.

KM96 24

A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...

Comments

This is something really! Oh, do something he won't expect so he can shave his 'jungle of mass destruction' hahaha, I know not whether to laugh or sympathize you.

That's when you stop shaving, using the same excuse. See how long it lasts ;)

elletex 8

Shaved pubic hair on men is an enormous turn-off to me, personally.

Despite his ass hat comment and the fact that he should be more appreciative that you are willing to go down on him, can't you meet him half way? I got no problem doing some manscaping for my girl, but you wouldn't get me to full on shave.

15young15 11

Tell him that if he doesn't start you'll stop. And if you aren't then tell him you'll start if he starts.

rogue2888 4

Nothing wrong with being a bloke and clearing the forest. He should never have been asked though. Should have been a given. What you do for him he should do for you and that includes oral mate. God bless you for at least going there.

GothInside 6

If he doesn't want to shave he could at least trim the bush up! Then to make a rude comment about flossing just adds insult to injury... He'd be cut off until he can be more considerate & less of a douchebag!

I'm sure a trim would do a better job then a shave. Plus it's prickly real quick and if they don't do it properly, it's gets red a bumpy. Lol

70- Agreed. I've tried trim, shave and wax. Trimming easiest, least uncomfortable and fastest.

KA16 4

My boyfriend told me that!! Gross right?